The real tragedy here is the two idiots on their phones right behind him in the picture.

Yup, Wusthof Santoku 7" has been my go-to for 16 years (yikes, I didn’t even realize I’d had it that long til I typed it—got it on our wedding registry). It’s held up like a champ. Amazing slicing and minimal food stickage.

Yup, Wusthof Santoku 7" has been my go-to for 16 years (yikes, I didn’t even realize I’d had it that long til I…

He played for the Capitals for all of 17 games.

“If they get enough cards, an election could be triggered.” OMG, democracy in the workplace! It’s the end of the world!

“She’s taking a lot of risk!” “She’s not taking enough risk!” Don’t forget those.

Excellent PSA to these morans! Not that they care about hypocrisy. How many of these people disrespect the flag with their flag shirts, bathing suits, headbands, car magnets? It’s beyond count.

Ha! Exactly this. But you know Theon will magically know to head east for....reasons.

Yep, that’s a good way to unnecessarily scratch up your paint.

When I see someone with a Yeti product, all I think is “Chump.”

When I see someone with a Yeti product, all I think is “Chump.”

Yup, I always think Bentley.