If this had happen during the Montreal portion of the Rays season, it would have been even more confusing because it would have all been in metric.

Something something bad apples something...

I know a lot of people are going to take satisfaction and glee from this because of Marchand’s previous actions. But keep in mind.... just kidding, fuck that guy.

Trump, later, “Did you know there’s a thing called the European Union? Apparently all these big...places...cities...whatever you call them all got together and formed a group. Who knew?” Not only did his closest confidants contact mental health experts to see if “anything can be done” about Trump, but even the…

Shut the fuck up. 

“no one knew that Cersei’s side had not only managed to get their hands on magical super-ballistas”

It could be both staggering AND common at the same time. An uncomfortable reflection of how deep our national psychosis truly is.

That gave me the first chuckle all day

Well, in McDavid’s defense I’d be pretty pissed off if I was an Oiler too.

Cause fuck you. Roll Tiddddddddddddddddeeeeeeee.

Undefeated Notre Dame AND Alabama teams getting destroyed in the playoff in the same year? It’s like another Christmas!

I see no other logical conclusion.  

“We”

“Yep.”

When making chicken salad out of chicken shit, just add Mayock.

Unless they feed themselves through photosynthesis, they should all have been long gone by now anyway.  Just roll with it.

That’s actually how I ruin every zombie anything for myself.

“Many people are saying they’d like to play with me. The best people. Very best. Very beautiful people. My uncle, who was a player for MIT, told me that I have a great football mind. One of the best. Maybe the best. Very natural football scientist. Many people are saying so. I don’t know. Maybe I am.”

Whan Octobre with its southpaws starte

Zane, you didn’t let the city down. If anything, by missing those kicks, the people of Cleveland can continue to live normal lives. Who knows what may have happened to those people if their brains attempted to process the sheer joy of beating a team like the Saints. It’s kind of like when the allied forces started…