You know what made the original Pennywise terrifying? That he just looked like a regular clown. Because regular clowns are fucking terrifying. This is trying way too hard.

Yeah, I wish these movies that try to have ‘scary clowns’ in them would stop trying so hard, ‘cause there’s nothing scary about them. The original Pennywise and the clown from Poltergeist were so scary because there was a subtle scary look to them. They could definitely pass for something you’d see at a kid’s birthday…

I read the comic at that point as Robert Downey Jr. in 'Tropic Thunder'.

Sounds like he got 3 mil to keep his damn mouth shut about the movie to me.

all that exercise down the drain...

Can I get you to come out and airbrush that shit on the side of a van for me?

The timing on this reboot couldn’t be better.

There can be only one, though I see three of him.

He’s a military tactics imbecile. I think we all know who should really be in charge.

I guess in lieu of making something people actually like, you can intentionally under-perform and call it really edgy satire. I know when I’m insecure about the results of my efforts, I sometimes self-sabotage them - for example, if I’m making a piece of functional furniture and I want it to turn out way better than I…

No one is hating them because it’s popular. You aren’t the lone iconoclast unswayed by peer pressure.

Her motivation for holding the knights of the Eyrie back was the fact that if Ramsay had known about them being there, he’d have just holed up in Winterfell for a siege instead of bringing his men onto an open battlefield.

It was a genius level move by Sansa, to make sure the entire Bolton army was committed to the…

Called it!

I don’t believe Sansa keeping the Knights of the Eyrie secret was a “blunder”. I’m of the belief that she wanted Snow’s forces to both decimate and congregate Bolton’s forces in order to both resolve the fighting heavily in favor of the Eyrie (i.e.: few lives lost) and show her as a savior.

How is the movement of characters contrived? I still don’t understand this argument.

If your shiftier needs an instructional video...

She knew they were coming. She also knew that if Jon showed up with a larger army, the Boltons never would have left Winter fell, and they’d be force to lay siege to Winter fell..which would not have worked! Jon and his army was bait, and the Boltons were nice enough to cut down any wildling threat to Little fingers…

I was including force multiplier.

Each is worth ten normal men!