So the bee says “Rectum? I damn near killed him!”

I can’t see that gif without this anymore...

At the rate things are moving, would he even have time to get back to King’s Landing, learn what she has planned, and stop her?

Me all this week: God I can’t wait to find out what the deal was with Arya, was she really Arya? Was it Jaquen testing the Waif? Was Arya actually laying a trap? Syrio Forel somehow (it is the season of ressurections!)? Whatever it is it’ll be great.

I didn’t really like the theories that Arya wasn’t Arya, but I liked them better than the alternative - that Arya had been handed the idiot ball in order to advance the plot. That plus the very visible plot armor is extremely poor writing, and I’m pretty disappointed.

Aren’t we all forgetting that Area CUT THE FACE OFF THAT GIRL! I mean, that’s some pretty fucked up shit for her to have to go through.

The many-faced god got his face he was promised

I’m kind of sorry to hear this. I mean I know the Brotherhood under Lady Stoneheart is a different, harder animal than it was under Dondarion, but I never thought of them as the type of group that just goes around slaughtering random peasants en masse. And, while he was certainly dangerous, Lem never came off as a…

“Hear my words and bear witness to my vow. Night gathers, and now my watch begins. It shall not end until my death. I shall take no wife, hold no lands, father no children. I shall wear no crowns and win no glory. I shall live and die at my post. I am the sword in the darkness. I am the watcher on the walls. I am the…

It was all just so out in the open - from booking passage to thigh-slapping self-congratulations on the bridge - I can’t see how it could be anything but part of a greater escape plan, especially after her sleeping with one eye open scene.

My wife asked me who Namor was.

Great, she won’t even be able to watch her own movie without fear of dying...

The confidence was inside you the whole time.

“Plus, the idea that Euron and his new kingdom are going to catch up to Yara and Theon when they are just going to start building ships seems insane.”

It’s a good thing that no one yelled “Close the door.” He just missed out on being called Clodor, which of course is way worse than Hodor.

My wife’s immediate reaction: “So Hodor was suffering from PRE-traumatic stress syndrome? That’s messed up.”

She is pretty and looks pretty crazy too.

as long as we get a “dong for a dong” scene I’m all in...

Don’t you mean Braavos?

“Jedi Brett Michaels”