Run like hell.

Just going to leave this here.

+1 awkward thumbs up gif.

God damn...Count Chocula is fucking good.

I feel legitimately bad for any and all Cleveland quarterbacks past, present, or future.

Ottawa’s style of play is kind of boring to the casual NHL fan, but who cares? I’d take a boring, winning team over being a Capitals fan right now. (Not a Caps fan.)

I would watch this show ONLY if it were Rex and Rob Ryan.

Wait...they had to travel a lot? All teams have to travel a reasonable amount and they’re flying in private jets, not taking the fucking bus.

That’s a pretty low bar.

You really think that Boston’s current lineup matches up well against Golden State?

That is the saddest opinion I have ever read.

I don’t believe the Finals are going to be compelling television either; GSW is going to beat up the Cavs with their depth and it should be over in six. LeBron will be gassed because he’s playing 42+ a game and Cleveland’s bench isn’t great. If Boston wins, it’s done in four with each game ending with Boston losing by…

My God, why would you want them to go to seven? We’re all steadily hurtling towards Cavaliers vs. Warriors III so we may as well have both teams rested as much as possible for it, no? I don’t want to watch a well-rested Warriors team beat up on a Cavs team that has no gas left.

He’s simply realized the error of his ways.

All of this is 100% true. The 2016-17 season saw some truly amazing team and individual performances but it has all been for naught. And it sucks. I haven’t watched more than five minutes of any one game since the first round ended because they’ve all felt like foregone conclusions.

Seeing them on June 9th in Chicago. Stoked.

+1 sneaky poker game