Steven A Smith was the voice of reason on a TV show? Up is down right now.

This song gets me PUMPED...to sit at my desk for the last hour of work.

Impressive numbers. - Jeffery Dahmer

Can we get a Magary/Simmons undercard?

Counterpoint: I couldn’t care less about your kids. If you’re that worried about little Brayden, don’t leave him alone. People and their babysat children got along just fine without cell phones. (Or maybe a ton of kids die while their parents are at the movies. Don’t care.)

I remain skeptical

To be fair, the dogs don’t generally get multi-million dollar contracts that they won’t remember signing.

FAHK you, Mahlee! Rahjah nevah proved anything wit his Tawm Brady witch hunt!

+5 across the eyes

Yes they look like dorks, but they’re (mostly) really talented and that Corey Taylor can write a catchy hook.

Amazing song, amazing album.

Go. Fight. Kill.

Norwegian atmospheric black metal on this chilly Thursday evening. (But tacos for dinner!)

Pretty sure Sgt Slaughter wrestled Sultan McDoom in the early 90s...

Can we just take some time to appreciate what a good dude Ovi seems to be?

Jesus, your fucking username.

LET’S GO CAPS.

But then you have to run from the cops out of necessity. Instant speed burst.