Finally, The Rock HAS COME BACK to the State of the Union Address!

Fuck Todd Haley forever.

Norwegian post-rock. Let’s go Rangers and another game seven!

Everyone says Draymond’s a dick, but I think that’s nuts. I’d kick it with him.

+1 If I Did It...

Sid never takes a cheap shot.

I feel like you’re burying the “Aaron Hernandez quoted Savage Garden in his suicide note” lede here.

Does it matter if Crosby plays? Fuck.

Tough, but fair.

Let’s get Deadspin Up All Night started early!

30 Seconds To Mars used to be awesome.

Where Wall at, Kief?!

Bah Gawd, that’s Rex Ryan’s music!

Is it the house from the old In Your House promotion?!

I can’t imagine any of their FAs come back. Reddick should go to OKC and CP should head to MIL. By the time the free agency period rolls around Griffin will probably be heading to an orthopedic surgeon.

As are the Islanders. It’s a different conference though, I suppose.

That Chiefs pick should be bottom four or five and Buffalo would be smart to trade it before it’s locked in.

This really needs more stars.

*beers

I ate far too much Indian food for lunch and All That Remains dropped a terrible, terrible album today. Let’s remember when they were good instead.