I like that he puts "W"s on the other words, but vessel is just one word too many for him.

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I just hate so much about IM3. The precocious kid sidekick who wandered in from another movie, the suspenseless spectacle of a bunch of empty suits flying around shooting things, the trick the film pulled by saying, "The villain this time is an ideological mastermind who possibly has mystical rings. Psych! It's…

I believe 'Iron Man 3' is a genuinely bad film. Bad as part of the MCU, bad as a movie on its own merits. It's probably the only one of the series I would actually object to seeing again if it were suggested.

I'd let Alicia Silverstone give me an oral history, if you know what I mean.

The A.V. Club doesn't know it yet, but they just inspired Syfy's next original series, about a magic hat that makes any written idea pulled out of it come to life, but the person doing so has to close their eyes for it to work. Watch out for 'Hat Trick' in 2016!

It's his claims that "Trumps are people, my friend" that are really outrageous.

Hey, I was the star of a production and they wouldn't let me be naked and dragged across the ground. Last time I work with a church community theatre group, I'll tell you that.

If it's a legitimate lesbian kiss, the network has a way of shutting that down.

Man, I remember Hitler's short-lived self-titled 80s sitcom. It was pretty bad, but what really grated was that it inspired a lazy trend where TV critics would just describe any bad show as "worse than 'Hitler'."

"Could my masculinity be any more challenged?"

Wait, what kind of world record? Speed or distance?

Not only is saying that they can't be women because they're stupid ridiculous and the opposite of progressive (idealising women is not better than demeaning them), it's comedically weak. There are great fictional women in comedy who have some kind of stupidity in their character: Liz Lemon frequently undercuts her…

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Of course the reboot, in line with modern trends, will be called 'Xyna: Warrior Pryncess'.

"I don't have time for your shrinking serum now."

It's a little off the topic, but I saw 'Ant-Man' the other night, and made a realisation about the villain, Darren Cross, about halfway through: he's a kida flashy, theatrical guy in an expensive suit with an aggrandising personality that actually covers a deep insecurity and a need for approval from a father figure.…

"A viewer might be inclined to call the film a waste of Viola Davis’ talents, except that performances like the one Davis gives here—playing a grieving mother who decides to take the law into her own hands—are made to rescue movies like these and make them watchable."

"Eve" is actually the name of Lila's long-lost childhood sled.

Is free will worth the suffering it causes? That's the basis for a pretty profound theological discussion, and if that's a deal breaker for any theoretical worship you might be willing to give, I understand that. But to my mind free will is important. God and Jesus tell us not to kill, and if we do we risk eternal…