"Hail a cab!"
*cab arrives*
"What do I do now?"
"Commit to it! Go around the block!"

"How 'bout if I'm the Purple Hulk? That sound good to me. I'll be the Purple Hulk"

"Do you expect me to talk, Trump?"

If I'm honest, I only read the New York Times for the pictures of naked models.

"You might not like that Zoidberg ate the flag. You may even find the idea of it festering in his bowels somehow offensive." I think Katey Segal gives just the right inflection to thee word "somehow" there.

I stopped reading the 'Scrubs' reviews here because they kept being about how essential the episode was to the show's narrative arcs or whether they told us anything significant about the characters. Here's the thing: I never watched 'Scrubs' for its multi-layered, mythology rich storyline.

I'd never heard of Charleston Chew before this and assumed it was made up, because the name sounds so odd and yet unimaginative at the same time. It makes me think of Bachelor Chow.

Damn, should have looked down-thread first.

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I will fess up to being a genuine pizza snob. I prefer to make 'em myself, and I only buy them from actual restaurants or independent pizza places, not chains. (As it happens, I think Pizza Hut may have folded completely in my part of Australia.) But that's just me; other people like chain pizza places just fine, and…

What is it with sequels throwing the romantic interest from the first film under the bus? One of the (many) things I hated about 'Kick Ass 2' was the way his girlfriend goes from a partner who seems to be genuinely fond of him and cares about his welfare to some irrational caricature who believes the first rumour she…

I GOT A "THEY CANCELLED FUTURAMA FOR THIS!?!" NOTIFICATION FOR THIS!?!

If they hadn't gotten the rights to the Coca-Cola ad, maybe we could have finally seen Don's final, visionary work for Secor Laxatives.

"What did you think of the final season of 'Mad Men', Chekhov?

She doesn't shave her "bloated festering whale carcass" and that's a real turn off for me.

"If you strike me through, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine."

"Please wait for attendance by officer Steve [GRIBOWSKI]." Gets me every time.

15 litres of sub-zero chilled gin. Then find someone who owns a bottle of vermouth, and shoot them.

I hope they don't ask Lithgow to give a subtle, restrained performance in this; he's always best in "ham" mode. I only recently watched '3rd Rock from the Sun' for the first time, and he doesn't so much chew the scenery as unhinge his jaw and swallow it whole.

Everyone on this thread seems to be offended, and that's a problem. Can't we find some sort of solution to this? Preferably a final one?