How dare you do better than her! Usually SHE'S the one getting praised! It's really hard for her to watch everybody else do better than her!

I really really really really really hope that Trinity sees being in the bottom two again as a wake up call and starts werqing it like the rent is due after this week. She has a lot of raw talent and I think that if she can really tap into that she can go far.

So are we not going to talk about that weird yellow thing on Michelle's head tonight. I know she was channeling Ru but that hair was… not flattering on her.

I really want to know more about the interviewer. Between tonight and the dark horse comment last week, she seems just as sassy as some of the queens (I'm assuming it's the same interviewer).

I realized in this episode just what annoys me so much about Laganja: She's trying to be like Alyssa, but Alyssa had no idea how she came off, so when someone tries to be like her, they just seem desperate for attention.

The ten minute preview (Now available on the LogoTV App!) shows that the next challenge is live singing, which is probably why they kept Adore. It also seems like they're trying to set up a rivalry between her and Courtney, which I would be totally open to.

I really thought that Ru should have put Adore in the bottom 2 before April. She claims that this is her passion but she's so consistently unprepared and unprofessional (Didn't she say something about bringing like 4 gowns with her? Girl really??!?!). She really needs the LSFYL wake-up call more than April does.

I mean, if we really wanted to talk about dated, we should probably mention the 24 year old Laganja's Maggie Smith in Gosford Park realness (that's not necessarily a bad thing, but I'm not sure it's what she intended).

Being a bear is really weird. I'm happy to identify as one (because there sure as hell isn't any other gay category that I fit in), but I think that the idea of rebelling against society's concept of what a gay man should look like rings kind of hollow considering how looks-obsessed the bear community actually is.

I can't believe we haven't talked about Bianca's best read of the night: "Trinity reminds me of a dear friend of mine down in New Orleans. She's dead."

Is there a drag queen named Peg Hunty? Because if not I call it.

Anything with Toxxxic, Phices, and CuntCo together sounds completely unbearable.

*Curtsies like Alicia Silverstone in Clueless* Why thank you!

Jesus Magnolia was serving up some Nidoqueen realness with that nose.

I'm convinced that Trinity is actually doing an elaborate performance piece as Tyra, and as a result I find her hilarious. Her flat out "No" to Milk's "We're all just a bunch of clowns" line was pure Tyra.

For me the most egregious thing was that she labels herself as a "trash queen" but then complained that the stuff that she got was ugly- OH, YOU MEAN LIKE THE AESTHETIC YOU CLAIM TO HAVE!

I have complete faith in Oliver that Gia is a fierce performer, but that sorry attempt at vogueing was sad to the point of it being hilarious.

MAY THE BEST WOMAN WIN!

*slowly raises hand*

There it is. Sorry I was drunk when I wrote that comment.