The fact that "Band Geeks" was not mentioned once in this entire article is an affront to the good name of Spongebob Squarepants and I will not stand for it.

Super kyoot

Good for her! She's really funny and totally deserves it.

As great as the snatch game was, the Roast episode was easily the best episode of RPDR this season.

There's nothing worse than a surprise lemon party!

Obligatory "Sad that Happy Endings is over" post.

I dunno, Disgruntled Goat had his moments.

Lisa's Wedding?

But Giovanni Ribisi is such a cute little Scientologist!

Seeing the screencap made me think that Happy Endings was back and I was happy for a brief moment before becoming very very sad.

Following the tragic passing of 30 Rock, my only hope is that Queen of Jordan becomes a real show.

No no, I mean like a big sweaty fireman carries you out of a burning building, lays you on the sidewalk and you're like, "Yeah, he's gonna give me mouth to mouth." But instead, he just starts choking the SHIT out of you, and the last sensation you feel before you die is he is squeezing your throat so hard that a big…

You know, AV Club turned into a hardcore sex website so gradually, I didn't even notice!

A soy-based snack will calm me down!

THE MIRROR!

Ok, I'll bite. What didn't you like about it?

Arguments over this episode aside, I think we can all agree that Lisa's Wedding is one of the all time greats.

"Zat ees zee rarest gummy uff zem all: zee gummy Venus De Milo! Cahved by gummy ahtisans who verk excluseevlee in zee medium uff gummy!"

2,4,6,8! HOMER'S CRIME WAS VERY GREAT!

In the book she's described as having "nut-brown skin."