Soooooo… are they going to remember that Holly's black?

"Mmmm… This sandwich tastes so young and impudent!"

"M'boy! You've got… THE SHINNING!"
"You mean 'Shining'"
"Ssssh! Ya wanna get sued?"

Now, Edna, newspapers provide helpful fibers and essential inks!

Okeley-Dokeley!

Good Line, Though

Without our Mayor Quimby
The Town would really stink!

I just want to talk about all of the ways that this makes no sense, because that line bothered me so much:

"Mom, romance is dead. It was acquired in a hostile takeover by Hallmark and Disney, homogenized, and sold off piece by piece."

IS IT ST. SWIVENS DAY ALREADY?

Soon I will be queen of the summertime!

Then, of course, her brain's response to everybody leaving the pool:

This comment also applies to Snatch Game.

"Believe in the stars, 'cause you'll never be one!"

I saw it and everything good in the world evaporated.

Available at the clinic. *winks*

Not really related to the episode, but here's this thing that exists (be warned: may or may not result in burning retinas)…

Embarrassing question: What do people do at the Met Gala? Do they just kind of stand and wear dresses, or is there something more to it?

Oh LPC, you're the real winner of this season.

Alaska's reading sessions: