Carmen Carrera vs. Raja temporarily sent my sexuality into a tizzy.

As obnoxious as Roxxxy is (and boy is she ever), I think that her comment about Coco was pretty spot on. The second Coco set eyes on Alyssa, her competition turned into, "I need to beat Alyssa." Since she (regrettably) succeeded, she just stopped caring.

I maintain that Ru only put Latrice in the bottom so that she could knock the Lsfyl out of the park. She really did fine in that challenge.

I'd watch the shit out of a reality spin-off starring Alyssa. Think of all the grammar she could fuck up!

#EverybodyLovesPuppets!

Hahaha! I love this show. TAKE THAT YOU STUPID HOSERS!

Haven't you been reading Rabin's reviews? "The Simpsons" is responsible for every pop-culture reference ever.

Ha! It thinks it's people!

Oh yes! Oh yes! Capital City's nakedest ladies! They're not even wearing a smile!

Liiiiiike my… loafers? Former gophers! It was that or skin my chauffeurs!

No, no! This little thing is one sequins!

I loved her runway look, but all I could think of was Malory Archer saying, "Well, technically, it's a zentai."

ALYSSA DID A CORKSCREW JUMP INTO A SPLIT! WITH HER HEELS STILL ON! HOW DID SHE NOT WIN?!?!?!?!?!?!

Some men hunt for sport, others hunt for food/The only thing I'm hun-ting fooooor… is an outfit that looks goooood!

Don't worry, she'll be one of the breakout stars. Her friendly rivalry with Minnie Sota and Iowa G. Ma will be praised as one of the comedic highlights of the show while also displaying surprising emotional depth.

Possibly controversial opinion: I thought that Alaska actually did a better job in this challenge. The awful makeup versus awful padding makes the actual job pretty even for me, but Alaska had that fun little bank robbers theme on the runway while Roxxxy defaulted to "LOOK AT MY ASS! ISN'T IT GREAT?!" like always.

It's weirdly satisfying to know that one of the most obnoxious contestants in the shows herstory was the first one to be in the bottom four times. Deservedly, I might add.

I feel like we all should have seen this coming: Roxxxy would fumble her way through the performance challenges, and then have a comeback in the last two challenges (which are always a makeover then a dress-making challenge) to miraculously make it into the top three (This is just what I'm assuming, as obviously I…

I had to look away. It was too painful.

Detox's pretty awful performance aside, I had to do a golf clap for Beth Adone.