Sisters and Squirrelfriends, I would like to propose something for you right now: An action/adventure cartoon in which drag queen-come-superheroine Alaska must assemble the all powerful Haus of State, the fabled drag haus where each queen is named after and blessed with the powers of the 50 United States, in order to…

I was never a huge fan of Carmen, but she raised the standards for disrobing while lip-syncing for your life. If you won't end up with nothing but some pasties and your tuck, keep your clothes on.

The fact that the Emmys are almost guaranteed to ignore her is infuriating.

I came across this show while channel surfing, and it showed H.P. Hatecraft. I was immediately addicted.

Dove: Your idea shows uniqueness, nerve, and talent, but I fear that you may be lacking charisma.

Speaking of Almodovar, his new movie is called "I'm So Excited" and features male flight attendants lip-syncing to the titular Pointer Sisters song. It all looks awesome and gay: http://www.youtube.com/watc…

Wait, that's not her moobs? My bad.

My favorite Alyssa-ism will always be "She was the one backstabbing me behind my back."

Her delivery of "Suddenly, Last Summer" was perfect.

I cheered when Jinkx shut Coco down. Sorry 'bout it.

I'm surprised that Jinkx didn't do better in The Crying Game considering how she always sounds like she's on the verge of tears.

SEPARATE ROOMS ON OUR SECOND HONEYMOON!!!!!!!!!!

Bart's genuine sadness in that scene always makes me laugh out loud because I'm a terrible person.

I don't understand why people don't watch this show. It openly advocates beer o'clock.

In my mind, Lord Tubbington is the reincarnation of L. Ron Hubbard.

Controversial opinion: Alaska should have won that challenge over Alyssa.

I've had Fire Emblem, Drag Race Style dreams on several occasions.

I don't remember who said it, but somebody in the comments mentioned that the judges tend to get "glamnesia" about the campy queens, where they constantly ask for more glamour but totally forget about when the queens actually gave glamour.

In case you didn't love Jinkx already, here's a post that she put on facebook after this episode:

All you can do is cower in your basement and wait for #MonsoonSeason to destroy everything in its wake.