The sequels are understandable. Foiling burglars through the use of remote controlled monster trucks and toy binoculars is a powerful escapist fantasy for your average kid.

Wait, is that a moth obscuring her nipple?

Great job, Alex! Also, I use Piper's "isolate pocket contents" line from the NTSF "enhance!" scene in everyday situations way more frequently than anyone should.

Yeah, but "How Did This Get Made" is less of any kind of serious attempt at criticism and more a thin excuse for three people of similar comedic sensibility to spend quality time cracking jokes with each other. I personally don't place it on the same slightly self-serious category as the other two podcasts.

Congratulations. You now owe me a lifetime supply of Cialis because that paragraph robbed me of my abilty to naturally gain an erection.

I brought up some piece of news or the other a couple weeks ago with my D&D group, and one of them was like, "Where'd you read that?"

No, it was because he had an enormous yellow penis on his face in place of a nose. But — honest question — what the fuck inspired you to write that comment?

I tried to explain internet comment humor to my dad this one time using Cookie Monster as an example. He appreciated the concept.

Worst. Pornstar name. Ever.

What I took away from this ordeal is that we're still allowing third rate Jonathan Franzen knockoffs to graduate college and go on to staff positions at top tier magazines. Where they proceed to write profiles on "teen starlets" — or former "teen starlets" — while acting thoroughly condescendingly to aforementioned…

Hah. "Merkinball" was and continues to be my breakup album. I can't imagine fucking to "Black".

"The Adventures of Ghosthorse and Stillborn" She fucking loved that album.

And here I thought I was all a-hone making a snarky comment.

Na-ha-ha-ice!

I'm gonna pommel all of you for making these bad puns.

Typical libtard claptrap. Ban swords, and all you'll see is an increase in ballpoint pen stabbings. Ban ballpoint pens, and we as a nation will be facing a papercut epidemic. Just shut up and let me masturbate furiously to my hand-drawn tentacle hentai in peace, freedom hater!

EXTENSIIIIIIIIIIMS!

That is some Larry David in "Curb" level of social faux pas over something so insignificant.

Sean Penn is a horrible writer, though. Wouldn't surprise me if he was a poor judge of other people's writing.

I figured as much.