Get your jokes in now, people, because when else will we be able to use Thicke in a punny sentence? When it's … Thicke? Shit.

He's gonna have one hell of a fantastic career once the future equivalent of Tarantino or Soderbergh revives him as a leading man.

Except the laptop doesn't close exactly right, and Brendan Fraiser hangs his head as he sadly pencils in an appointment with the computer repair store tomorrow.

Great picks! "Atlanta" doesn't get enough love, nor does "Documentary Now!" or "Silicon Valley". And "Always Sunny" is an institution at this point, even if they'll never ever again come anywhere near topping "Watch your profits soar high as a crow!"

Awesome. "Atlanta" and "Ash v. Evil Dead" are things that every sane person should be forced to watch. And thanks for reminding me to catch up on "Better Call Saul". Always Sunny" is an institution at this point — I can't even count the number of times I want to scream 'IDIOTS! SAVAGES! IDIOTS! IDIOTS!" in public.…

So that Clean Room cover image up there, does anyone know why it is that anime and comics better portray safe gun use regarding keeping your finger off the trigger? Because a whole lot of Western art, especially 80s action films, portray the hero with their finger on the trigger.

I like that Trump is willing to meet with someone who was not more than a couple weeks ago confined to a psychiatric institution. I like that Trump is willing to meet with, more specifically, a black person who was not more than a couple weeks ago confined to a psychiatric institution. It's at least a symbolic step…

Drake: "YEAH HEY! HEY! YEAH! WHOA HEY THEAH! HOLD UP! YEAH! YEAH HEY YOU! HEY YOU THEAH, YOU! YEAH HEY YOU LEMME SAY SUMMIN T'YEH!. YEH, I SAID TO YEH! KNOW'IM'A SAY HEAH? I'M'A SAY YEH KEDDEN ME!? YEH FAHCKIN' KEDDEN ME!? YEH FAHCKIN' SERROUS, KED? D'YAH MEAN EH GOTTAH FAHKIN' PROBBEM? HEY, LEMME TELL'A 'BOUT A…

Weird, right? Canadian whisky is, at least in the States, associated with straight rye, but off the top of my head I can think of only two wholly rye Canadian whiskys — Tap Rye and Alberta Premium, and I don't even know if they still make Alberta Premium.

AGH!

Your suspicions are correct. All we do here in America at the movies is scream "DON'T GO IN THERE, INTO THAT ROOM WITH THE SERIAL AXE MURDER INSIDE! DON'T DO IT! DON'T YOU DARE OPEN THAT DOOR!" over and over and over at the top of our lungs to the point where it's totally unbearable and 100 percent justified for…

And correct me if I'm wrong, but Drake is educated in the sense that he didn't actually go to college, or at least didn't graduate, but has a college level knowledge of history because he took it upon himself to read a whole bunch of books? Which Mark Walhberg is shockingly even less qualified to portray!

Point taken, but he could have alternatively pooped on himself on live television, so I'm gonna give him a pass there.

He doesn't exactly physically embody the role either.

Part of me is really down with a movie that's entirely scene after scene of Mark Wahlberg getting frustrated and throwing tantrums because he's not smart enough to solve ancient Illuminati puzzles.

I saw Neil perform before Tim and Eric's Chrimbus show. There were four or five sorority-type girls in the front row who clearly weren't into his humor. You sorta have to wonder why they came to the show in the first place, but whatever. They were obviously drunk, and talking obnoxiously loudly during his set, so Neil…

Yeah, whatever, good for you … but I sure as shit am gonna miss having a president who can string more than three words together to address the nation on the eve of a mass shooting.

Man, I had this old annotated cocktail recipe book at one point or another, and there was a drink in there that legit called for malt liquor, cognac and bitters, garnished with cigarette ash. Can't remember what it was called, but if any drink ever deserved being called a Brooklyn, that's it.

The recipes I've seen specify "American whiskey." Which implies, I think, a blended whiskey. I ask for bourbon if I'm ordering one at the bar, because I fucking love bourbon, but ironically Canadian Club makes a great Manhattan.

A fuckin' men.