I think it has potential if they get, like, a career chef to write it?

I've never encountered that. Does it flame out some of the ports on the burner to the point that they burn orange instead of blue? Because that can happen when you get an overly lean gas mixture coming out of the burner — I've encountered this mostly when turning the knob too quickly or when a gust of air hits the…

That shit does not come out, either. I used to work at a wings joint that ran four 96-pound deep fryers non-stop, and when I quit there were shirts and pants and shoes that I had to just throw out because no amount of OxiClean would remove the canola stench. Horrendous.

Everyone knows Patrick Swayze uses all types of illegal words in his books.

Frying indoors is also, like, smoking-a-cigarette-in-your-living-room levels of "do it more than two or three times a year and you're never getting the smell out of the drywall."

Yeah, I'm surprised a blog called "The Food Lab" didn't consider that venting the steam with a high powered fan would result in a crispier fry.

If you have a deep fryer or countertop Fryolator, why not just drop a new batch of fries instead, and give the old soggy ones to the dishwasher or the trash can?

It was in the fuckin' dash man. Sorry.

Righteous … Fuck! I haven't read a book this good in years! Fuckin' years! You wrote this? I haven't read a book this good since I was touring Europe in '88 with Scorpions.

Or that it'll possibly rip your limbs off during your attempt to hunt it. And then eat you.

Dope Comment.

"We're here to tenderize!"

I remember painstakingly sneaking by the NSF, maybe knocking out a few, and upon leaving being absolutely horrified that Gunter had stabbed all of them to death with the knife I gave him.

Stride Mother, do you remember the day we met?

On the contrary, apostrophes are cheap and readily available. But only the most affluent sentences can afford Apostrozine.

You can also place flags in the same place as a dead body in such a way that the flagpole sticks up out of the dead guy's butt.

I started playing the first Deus Ex last weekend in anticipation of Mankind Divided. Haven't finished the game yet, because I can't get it to consistently run at anything other than three goddamned times the normal speed.

I knew they weren't working with a huge budget, but $8,000 a sketch? That's absurdly cheap considering how good the show looks.

Interesting that, minus the weirdness and surreal esoterica, a like transition from procedural to something more thematic and mythological was basically the trajectory of Justified in its first two seasons. But whereas Mr. Robot is expanding in a aesthetic and conceptual way, Justified went inward in depicting…

"Terry! Terry, stop it. You're missin' the goddamn quarter note each time."