Entering Canada on the same trip, a customs agent asked me what I did in the U.S. I said, truthfully, "I'm a journalist." The agent looked at me, then down at his computer, laughed, and said, "A-ha-ha, ha … oh, OK."

I think the most substantial piece Deadspin published recently was that thing where they fact checked the guy who wrote that apology for the former college footballer turned cop who raped a bunch of people? And that was all "nyah nyah I told you so" because the publisher of the article in question didn't conduct basic…

Touche. But who smuggles guns from Canada into the US? Most of the contraband coming that way is non-metallic drugs, which would show up on a current-gen baggage scanner but wouldn't set off a metal detector.

I saw a 35mm print of "Public Enemies" in a small theater when it was first released. I'd known going in that the film was shot digitally, but the scenes outside Indiana State Prison were ugly beyond anything I was prepared for. Years later I saw a remastered HD copy of the film and the cinematography looked as good…

"Broken" in the sense of "hey, let's send this dirt to Gawker, they'll publish ANYTHING!"

A lot of Gawker writers DO freelance elsewhere. Maybe they do good work there? Who knows.Doesn't change that they spend most of their day recontextualizing other people's reporting in smarmy Gawker house style. Maybe it pays the bills, but if they had any respect for the trade they would, I don't know, stop…

My friend and I were crossing through customs from Canada into the States one time. I had a cup of coffee, and they let me walk through the metal detector with it, not bothering to pop the lid off and look inside or run it through the x-ray machine. So I turn to my friend and I'm like "this is like that scene from…

And the current writers come down into the comments and are super fucking rude to people and have their own little in crowd conversations amongst each other. It's really embarrassing. Like, how can you seriously consider an author's views on equality if they're straight up mean to their readership?

And the rest of the regular ungreyed commenters are just nasty people. Slimy, condescending nasty people. And painfully unfunny.

Booooo! Put Olyphant in a comedy already!

"Alone is an unfortunate predicament. Lone is an aesthetic choice."

Ah ha ha ha, heh heh heh. No, I never heard of him.

No contest: "Don't be a crybaby, be a try baby!"

I'm kinda here! I tend to hop around social media platforms, and I've sworn off Facebook, so maybe I'll be around more.

"I don’t even know how Eve Ensler imagined a vocabulary or a language for these experiences that she hasn’t had."

Raymond has a long way to go before he can accurately judge the size of boobs.

Yeah, me too. But I think I've just gotten less fun with age.

And the terrible jokes.

Then she done gone and talked about everything she thinks is wrong with the porn industry as if she has intimate knowledge and experience, even though she's done a total of two movies, and I think they were both shot in one day.

"[F]or a while"? Are you no longer posting your "Futurama" reviews? That'd be a bummer.