We already have advertisements here. Paid advertisements. And they're regarded as an annoyance, but they have to be there. You do not have to be here.

But it's great if you ever need to murder someone and don't want to risk being videoed in the act.

Two-hour lines when you factor in everyone bitching to security about having to give up their phones …

This is all a Chinese conspiracy aimed at getting us to buy knockoff iPhones to hand over at comedy shows.

I don't think I'd check anything at the door of a comedy club. A museum or upscale restaurant, sure, but not a comedy club.

"The Thing"? I love that movie!

Oh, I was ignoring the part with "you little bitch".

The Presbo Effect.

I can't recall a single workday in, conservatively, the past five years when I didn't conduct a business communication with my cell phone.

There's an app for that!

The only time I've seen device restriction work is when the device-free area is smaller than the area where devices are allowed.

What if you're an emergency responder?

Why do I need to go outside this site for Star Wars information when we have Reposted Wookieepedia Articles?

Hooray! The "Stalker" reboot I've been waiting for my entire life!

Get out of my tame and polite cab!

All that in fields in which you can achieve great financial success without a modicum of understanding of the nuances of human interaction? What a surprise!

Gotta say, I was not expecting Bernard Black to pop up in this comment section.

If any other critic took a job at the National Review after being dumped by the Post, we could complain that they'd lost their integrity.

Hope your business doesn't stall out!

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