[Midget sitting on the couch, dressed in an elf costume, hands Charlie a Christmas present and grimaces sympathetically before going upstairs.]

My dad loves "Who's Line". So I emailed him this article.

The edit was a silly riff on the ending to "The Book of Life".

I love Charlie's mom. You can really see where both his upbeat attitude and tendency to tell awful lies come from.

[Grunts, rolls eyes, pulls deeply on cigarette.]

Like, if we're getting psychoanalytic about the "Alien" universe, isn't the Alien larva itself a mom/dad? Do you even need a queen?

Ripley is a huge omission.

This seems to be a TV and cinema-centric list, but how about Metal Gear Solid's The Boss?

Now, hopefully, with this book, I'm going to dispel a few myths, a few rumors. First off, dongs don't rule the night. They don't rule it, nobody does.

Yeah, Georgia is not what comes to mind when I think of "most racist Southern state these days."

I think it's colored lights in that scene, but Soderbergh definitely has a predeliction for skewing colors toward green and yellow. So maybe he's the Hulk? Or he's wearing Hulk contacts? Or just color blind?

The Channing Tatum Tumblr hype and initial "movie for sex-deprived moms" snark must have obscured how good a movie it is, because I don't hear it mentioned very often, even when people are talking about Soderbergh.

There is shadow dong. Massive shadow dong.

Mange? Is that a cat joke?

See … Jews! In! Snakes!

I thought your old Nokia was dead …

Does anyone remember Tetris 3D? This must have been back in 1998 or so. All the worst parts of early 3D gaming with none of the best parts of Tetris.

Snake Fucks Wieners?

"Snake! You've created a time paradox!"

Jay Leno laughs maniacally. His laughter causes his chin to waggle, knocking Earth out of planetary alignment. Everyone dies of gravity shock.