I spent a lot of time at Occupy, and I'm pretty confident most of the young Occupiers who fancied themselves citizen journalists wouldn't be able to set up a web stream on a Linux box to save their lives.

It all went downhill with the FireWire to Thunderbolt transition.

They make a Thunderbolt to ethernet socket adapter. I still don't forgive them for phasing out FireWire on their laptops, even though there's probably a way to plug one into the Thunderbolt.

I was not expecting that.

That would be one hell of a teenage rebellion.

You will sit when I correct you!

Maybe she cut all the glamor shots of the characters off each of her set's DVD sleeves and glued them to her dorm room wall.

There were, like, three "Pusher" movies.

Is it a regional accent?

You're all wrong. It's called dieting.

Gary Oldman plays the snakes.

Actually, marrying a dog in Indiana? Perfectly legal.

Christian Bale?

Anything for my princess! A heh heh heh.

You sure know a lot about Mr. Hussein Obama, pardner …

Even if the clubs in your area close at 3:00 a.m., if you aren't invited to the afterparty you don't deserve to put on cologne and go home and bang fuck do the piledriver to make sweet, sweet love down by the fire. Because unpopular people don't deserve to reproduce.

Did he hit Phil with a pickup? Did they cook and eat Phil afterward? Was Phil a racoon or a dog?

You Could Afford RENT If You Got Off Your Lazy Ghetto Person Ass and Went Out and Got a Job and Stopped Smoking Crack and Didn't Have Any More Babies and Got Off Food Stamps

It's all free market fun and games with these people until someone loses a bunch of money and then suddenly it's a constitutional matter.

Don't be fooled! That capitalism is all part of Obama's gay socialist agenda!