I love that Bob had to sell his Kalashnikov, but either couldn't bear to let the Gremlin go or else no one was insane enough to want to buy it.

Wooo-hoooo! Well paint my aunt and call me syphilitic, you finally came 'round to the right conclusion! Come on! Git on the bandwagon, we got places to be! Wooooooo-hoooooooo!

I choose to believe that Josh's comment was directed at you and your comment is in response.

That is small conciliation because I am losing at Parker Posey.

It makes me sad that this is neither a real job nor the premise of a TV show.

Boooooooo!

There's pretty much zero chance that the A.V. Club will make a video feature that is a reality show about Sean O' Neal.

You guys keep this up. I'll just continue on with writing really long and uncomfortable emails to Parker Posey.

Yeah, that was one hell of an obituary.

Hey, Internet! How 'bout you tell me why Amazon and all the other commerce sites have suddenly turned into huge piles of shit!

Have you ever had to replace a component in your Varaflame?

I can't think of anything from "Mad Men" I've wanted, aside from wishing that the people who are right now eugenically tinkering with their kids use Christina Hendricks as a genetic template and then combine it with John Hamm's wiener.

John Teti's entry is the best. Because it's something accessible without paying all kinds of money to someone to make you a to-spec genuine ceramic chip dip bowl.

If Obama could swallow his pride and buy the ten-pound bag of Honey Nut, a lot of things could be a lot better in the world.

I learned pretty quick to equip everyone on my team with pepper spray.

But those two things are both combined into one thing in a product called "Bukoff".

It's funny that Buffalo Trace Distillery, the maker of the oft-mentioned "Pappy Van Winkle" and "Buffalo Trace" bourbons, makes a $12 dollar bottle of bourbon called "Benchmark". The "Benchmark" bottle is styled very similarly to a bottle of "Jack Daniels".

I don't think S6 is the best season, but this episode was the best filmed version of an Elmore Leonard story I've ever seen. Two more like it, and I'll die happy.

I don't know what any of it is or was or wants to be, but that "actually it's about" gimmick seemed to have been banhammered real quick, so maybe that's a good sign?

Right now is one of those times I really wish I had the money to own a proofreader's sweatshop spend on advertisements offering incredible opportunities to unpaid interns who can speak English.