Really sick joke: Put Nathan Rabin and Kevin Murphy on a two-person panel and have them argue about what movies should be shown at the next SXSW.

Sonia Saraiya?

I haven't been able to watch this episode until just now so I'm trying not to spoil anything but holy shit didn't that intro remind you that end of the last episode was the most truly Elmore-Leonard thing "Justified" has done in a while?

Like, fuck everything that's too smart for you. If you hate it you hate it.

But whatever it is, someone needs to step up and claim responsibility. Preferably on Twitter. Where everyone can make fun of it.

Great news!

PS. The manager of NSYNC is a robot. Don't tell anyone!

It's, like, if "Bright Size Life" was produced by the manager of NYSNC.

My dad would just lose it. Same way he'd lose it if Neil Young, either of the remaining Beatles, Obama, Randy Newman or John Stewart died.

Okay. So what's your beef with "Don Juan's Reckless Daughter"? Because I was introduced to it by a good friend and I sorta just associate the album with them.

One of my photo professors introduced me to Joni Mitchell's collaborations with Jaco Pastorius. I like them. And I really don't understand why people hate Joni and Jaco's music.

The joke is that actual sea whales all break out snickering when their underachieving sibling whale — all whales know each other and are therefore according to science and religion all related to each other in some way and as a result immune to all religious and secular attacks — makes a big point out of telling…

I haven't reflected on Mitch Hedberg's legacy for 10 years, because that would be too long.

Oh, duh. That's certainly a mix-up. Yeah, when he was posing as a magazine writer.

I need your clothes, your grease, and your motorcycle.

I'm trying very hard to get someone to fund and promote my parody sketch: "Henry Kissinger plays guitar and recites his feelings about the world at open mic night."

In Soviet America, jingoistic furor for no legitimate reason hates you!

Young Cameron Diaz, I think, gets an A.V. Club thumbs-up …


























… OF COCK!

Yeah. He only played her part of it, but she totally bought the gambit.

Yup. Same here.