I see you've let your guard down enough for an agent from the Tab soda industrial complex to implant a "my opinions suck" chip in your brain.

Aw, I'm gonna miss Doug.

Well, Bush Lite's attempts at painting are about on the same level of applied skill as McNulty's attempts to build his kids an Ikea bed. So, yes.

Where it has hit, though, the fans are really, uh, fanatical.

Oh, I'm in complete agreement there. There's a parallel to Russia, too, in the way that a country has a couple really affluent and prosperous cities with a lot of economic pull — well, maybe not so much Moscow anymore, but it's the the billionaire capitol of the world — and the rest is dirt-poor and very prone to…

Should never have bought the sof' pack.

Wait, wasn't your comment about piling chickens on the throne?

Flopping wieners, flopping wieners!

What was the young man's response?

I did my best to counter his post with one that disrespects not race but religion.

Instead of swords, the throne is made up of the many dismembered arms of Kali.

Fun political tidbit! Obama took up smoking as a teenager to be just like Omar.

Well, duh. The entire transformation took place underneath the hood. How could any of us have noticed?

I bet Ryan Reynolds is really starting to regret that time he got drunk and asked a vampire to bite him.

Whoa, let's not go breaking building safety codes here.

Ah, yes. The Jersey Muumuu.

Steven Tyler: Doing the Lord's work.

HELLO CALIFORNIA! YOU ARE CRAZY? WE ARE SCORPIONS! ROCK YOU LIKE A HURRICAAAAAAAAAOOWWW!

A band my dad used to play in opened for Aerosmith this one time.

"Who's Gene?"