Totally with you on that.

"Murder She Wrote"!

Playing "Max Payne" somehow totally makes sense for someone in his condition.

I like it a lot. The show seems to be taking the Build Team budget and putting it to gloriously ridiculous uses, like building a Doom level in a decommissioned military base. And it actually looks like Jamie is having fun.

I don't know what any of that means, but after reading it I feel like I need a shower.

Yeah, but airing an "XL" version means the censors will need to censor at least three times the screen area of genitalia on the same production schedule as the normal size version. And when you overwork your censors, they get exhausted and cranky and then nipple slips happen.

We used up this decade's Slavoj ration when everyone was all freaking out about "Too Many Cooks".

Yes, but can we really call Vice readers "people?"

So British politics actually is exactly like "The Thick of It"?

The "X-Files" episode where tobacco bugs spawn in people's lungs?

It is a shameful thing I must confess: Jonah Hill was grown in a test tube from a tumor removed from my colon.

Your new avatar is luscious.

Hmmm …

Yeah, but we don't teach our military to ask for no ice in their fast food soda.

YO QUIERO TACO GHRAIB!

My fried inherited the disease. It's been a thing I want to educate people about ever since.

Man, the world has changed since the last movie …

Hall hall hall hall hall hall hall hall!

Hypertrophic cardiomyopathy.

How 'bout a life-size animatronic McNulty action figure?