Fiddlesticks! You're right!

I am so sorry if someone said this in the 672 comments and counting below. But I cannot read all of them.

Yup. "World-weary" is pretty much my issue with it.

YOU JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND, DAD! THIS MUSIC IS GONNA FIX ALL THE PROBLEMS YOU AND YOUR POKER BUDDIES MADE!

I dunno, lemme cut open my piggy back and check …

Ah! I saw your reply two days ago eve, but didn't respond because I spent yesterday sleeping off a cold. I'm okay though!

"Doctor, come quick! This movie is a universally beloved commercial success!"

And you have to isolate the pumas from the cats, and the puma wranglers from the cat wranglers … It's an insurance nightmare.

Johansson should have won back whenever for "Under the Skin". No way "Lucy" should be nominated for anything.

Wait. Like, you think both Shasta's dialog and the narration were sub par? 'Cause Shasta's a mixing issue and the narration's a casting issue, and only one of those is a legit complaint, I think.

I loved "Inherent Vice" for so many reasons, but the Neil Young inclusion exonerates him for his contributions to that terrible Hunter Thompson film with Bill Murray and we should all be writing thinkpieces about that.

Wranglers!

I think Kojima's problem is that he thinks waaaaay too much about video game fans — especially how those fans view him.

Kojima passed off the decision to put the gamer in Raiden's shoes as a supposed response to a little girl who wrote him a letter telling him she liked playing the original MGS but couldn't identify with Snake on account of him being so macho. So allegedly Kojima told the design team to create an effeminate protagonist…

http://metagearsolid.org/ is my go-to for critical analysis of the series.

Not to exhume a dead thread, but where do you define the start of the Arsenal Gear stage?

Now, if we could just program a machine to — wait, hear me out — predict the titles of these endless fanfics, we could register domain names for them and then sell those domains to the motion picture studios later, as long as they agree to grant us full creative control. Then we turn them all into product placement…

Nope. Last time we saw him there was a painfully drawn-out "is he or isn't he" ending that closed on his eye rebooting like the Terminator.

Internet, You Can't Just Keep Violating the Restraining Order Like This.

Deleted, because Dr. Clint Handsome's answer is much better.