Sent them back to Spain, I'm guessing.

Some training camp. After Columbine, there wasn't even a skeet shooting club!

I was expecting that, too. Seems like the kind of detail that would have paired nicely with the shots last week of the tomahawk going through the car roof.

I'm hoping that the Cadi being torn apart by gunfire for the second time will bring back some antagonistic Federal snooping. So Chayton could possibly be hiding from that.

There's a picture on Twitter of Matthew Rauch and Lili Simmons walking away hand-in-hand from the overturned van, each holding an umbrella. It's magical.

I really like the guy who insulted me for going to community college in the same post he started by misusing "you're" as possessive.

"Funny, someone from the AV Club came to Breitbart to defend themselves and the best response they could muster was to just twist my statement into a question against Breitbart and not me. I would say that news outlet most feared right now by the Liberal media isn't Faux News, but Breitbart. It knocks Liberals like…

Happy Holidawes, everyone!

YAH KNAH WHY I FACKIN' HATE THIS TAHN? NONE OF THE DIPSHIT MAYAHS'LL DO WHATS RIGHT FOAH ALL OF US AND AHTIFICIALLY WIDEN THE CHAHLES SO IT STRETCHES FROM DOTTIE TO SUMMAHVILLE!

My old Italian great-grandmother used to chop up real men and bury them underneath her tomato plants.

At least you aren't being wasteful.

"UPDATE: A reader points out that the AV Club went so far as to
cherry-pick negative customer reviews of this guy’s restaurant to
highlight and publish."

I boil mine in a saucepan, about half a gallon at a time.

I did a double-take when I read "subway," because I was pretty sure she was from Chicago, but thought maybe I'd missed out on her moving to New York, and then wondered if the copy editors would have let a reference to the New York City "subway" through without capitalizing it.

Man, I'd usually take a ridiculous amount of offense at your presupposition that sexual orientation is just something dishonest people pull out of their toolbox when they need a heart-string tugger — but the fact that you quantify your argument with "so many" just makes me feel sorry for you.

So they should stop syndicating "Savage Love" and send Gameological back to their old site?

Take it from me: I love you!

They were actually in the section that sells James Patterson books. "Produce goths" just has a nice ring to it.

I think she's ridiculously attractive and awesome, but that ignorant commentary is coming from the sort of men who think a woman with tattoos has horrendously disfigured her body, so maybe I'm just out of touch with contemporary masculinity.

I saw two at Stop and Shop the other day, which I guess made them produce goths, but whatever. Same difference.