So it's like "Chuck", only with stockbrokers.

Oh, right, because when I think of what your typical average dude looks like, P!nk is the first person who comes to mind …

His "Did I leave my car keys here?" bit on "Between Two Ferns" was pretty funny.

Yeah, but …

I enjoyed "Uncharted" as much as the next bro, but I was super not down with going to see the inevitable movie.

As long as there's a flashback sequence at the start of the third movie that shows Indy wrestling the monkey into submission a la Fairway Frank.

[Intern drinks the cup in Bill Cosby's right hand.]

Sorta like what Bigfoot allegedly said to that hiker: "Hey, guy — your lens cap's still on."

Well, the Church of Scientology has more than enough money to finance that Kickstarter revolution.

[Church of Scientology sues NY1 News traffic desk.]

Note: James Franco died on the way back to the Motel 8 room where Seth Rogen had just finished scattering rose leaves and scenting the bath.

Under Strahovski's Law, no one can ever be completely miserable with that arrangement.

Chuck had a skill: He was basically the only person keeping the Buy More running.

I think a good definition of"Millenial" is anyone whose introduction to the Internet was pre-broadband.

Gross.

They've been around in a few of the recent "Star Wars" newswires.

Booooo! Get off the stage!

And the Nobel Prize in Physiology or Medicine goes to Mr. Ryan Gregson, for his groundbreaking work on hermaphroditism in "A.V. Club" goofy Pokemon avatars.

At least "[X violent media] causes kids to shoot up schools" has some statistical merit — even if it's a far more complex issue than the PTA hand-wringing and encompasses a whole bunch of things that mostly boil down to marketing and budget concerns.

I took a class with this kid who held the absolutely lovely view that "I don't hate black people — I hate [n-words]. Not all black people are [n-words: [N-words] are just all the black people that are criminals and thugs. It's not racist. There are white [n-words] too."