Weigh your balls, everyone. It's the only way to make sure Bill Belichick hasn't at some point gotten his cheating hands all over them.

Oh man, that reminds me of that deep web hoax site that posted a bunch of very medically worded "studies" of human experimentation along with pictures.

I'll validate your existence, @avclub-e7af398c830a0f6074ad7de8a667e0df:disqus !

Oh, come on.

Allow the immortal words mf MC Paul Barman to answer that question for you:

That is one of my favorite "Simpsons" throwaway jokes.

I made a profile on PlentyOfFish and on my first date someone drowned me.

Oh wow, sobriety is really taking a toll on ol' Hank's wit.

Well, 12-step programs have the same efficacy, percentage-wise, as that of people who fix themselves up cold turkey — yeah, maybe it's a question of what works for which person, but still.

Eh, I dunno. Yeah, they look stupid right now, but the technology will get better.

"The Guest" was ridiiiiculous!

Aw, man.

Like, I really feel sorry for him. Anyone who takes their online moniker from "Sons of Liberty" is obviously, like you said, Bruiser, a smart guy.

I haven't really been all that engrossed in pop culture recently. I've been obsessing over "Banshee", but that's pretty much it. But oh my god "Banshee" is so good.

I've killed, like, a million people with the SOCOM pistol in "Metal Gear Solid". So I think I am an authority on top secret operations.

I cleaned my kitchen last night and woke up early to take the trash out this morning. The rest of the apartment is a pit, though

Yikes. Is this the Fatman thing again?

From what I've seen, AVClubMovieReviewer's posts either get at least double-digit upvotes or none at all.

"So the obvious "Hollywood insider"-type question w/r/t Lost Highway is whether the movie will rehabilitate Lynch's reputation. For me, though, a more interesting question ended up being whether David Lynch really gives a shit about whether his reputation is rehabilitated or not. The impression I get from rewatching…

Is Walter a Canadian dog? Because if so, he needs to slightly raise one of his legs when he farts.