His 7,054 followers can't all just be there for free beer. I say we let this Mr. Matt Albie explain himself before we decide to go ahead with the human sacrifice.

http://police.escondido.org…

They're way too hip for digital!

Yet whenever I do it, these two nice men in white overalls come and let me ride around in the back of their bouncy truck for free!

"Reddit: Where the .gifs that are too lame even for Something Awful go to die!"

John Wayne Gacy can paint caricatures!

I'd watch a show where the pilot is a very melodramatic, schmaltzy 30-minute retelling of Sleeping Beauty, which ends with Prince Philip kissing Aurora. Really sell the series as a universe-faithful imagining of what happens to the prince and princess after the Disney movie ends.

Going in and coming out!

I'd finance a revolution in North Korea. Myself. Take that, Kickstarter!

Yeah, despite the whole Mormon thing, Mitt Romney's shown that he's real deep into the New Age concept of trans-object-species shared experience.

Remember all those drone crashes that happened in the days after this past Christmas?

Pretty much. The Leica Monochrom [sic.] especially is the stereotypical "camera a rich person buys because they want to be an art photographer."

I'm talking sensors that have no ability to differentiate color, through — only luminance, making them literal black-and-white cameras.

Leica and RED both offer products with monochrome digital imagers.

Now you're getting it!

Now you're getting it!

If we don't get a "Michael Madsen: Cow Puncher" spinoff out of this, I'm going to cry.

It's only a matter of time before someone on the Avenged Sevenfold fansite mistakes "Osmest" for "Ozzfest", and several dozen disco burnouts are tragically crushed to death by a stampede of illiterate, JNCO-wearing teenage misfits.

Wow, for once someone makes a snide comment about liberals and it's got more or less correct grammar.

"Actually, you know what? Yeaaaah, don't put them on my desk. There's a trash can right over there."