3/10; Needs at least 700 percent more out-of-context Zizek quotes.

Yeah, I gave up after running that last line through my head using various permutations of "bro."

How about "Dirty Pally"?

Rewinding? I've had it paused at 11 seconds since just after I opened the article.

And here I was, all ready to go with my Manspreading solution, just waiting on the delivery of 700,000 bungee cords.

Yeah bro, that Bromer dude wrote some dope shit.

Aw, man. That's confusing. This is another time where I really wish I hadn't bro-ed down so much that I failed anatomy.

Don't leave me hangin', bro!

He's got more acting talent in his abs than you've got in your entire body!

They bro, and bro, and bro and bro and bro!
Bro bro bro, bro bro bro!

Are they available for children's birthday parties?

A corporate-academic weasel word used mainly by people who sense that something may be oppressive, but don't want to do any actual thinking about what the problem is or why it exists. Also frequently used in progressive political settings among White People of a Certain Education to avoid using herd-frightening words…

Do you think he never gives out "A"s because eventually he'd just be named "Dowd"?

Poor kid thought he had a month to cross the street.

Hi. This is Wilford Brimley. Welcome to "Jennifer Aniston: A Celebration".
Now, hopefully with this book, I'm gonna dispel a few myths, a few
rumors. First off, Jennifer Aniston doesn't rule the night. She doesn't rule
it. Nobody does. And she doesn't run in packs. And while she may not be
as strong an ape, don't lock…

She's purdy.

BB U R SO FINE I WATCH UR VIDEOS ALL DAY PLS CALL ME I WANT MARRIE 18571880753

I didn't see it, because Kiera Knightly was the only reason I watched any of these movies.

Well she ain't Fiona Apple, and if she ain't Fiona Apple, I dont give a rat's ass.

All these pun threads over the years have turned me into a dried up husk of my former self.