He could work at the Mamba Burger in the Enterprise's food court.

It is so adorable how they upvote their own posts.

Hired goons.

He probably secretly kept the pistol from the first "Gun Fever" and uses the dead bodies for target practice in Paddy's basement.

To everyone who came here for a thread made up only of "Spaced" quotes: I'm sorry. It's just not happening.

Well, I'm sure this one'll be a perfectly crowd-pleasing subtle blend of lateral thinking and extreme violence.

What, a big Fatboy tranny?

Also it has a lot to do with giving incredible blowjobs.

Confound your lousy toll, troll!

Wait, so by my own silly logic you're saying Sean O'Neal is some kind of mercury-powered robot?

"Mexican" is a country, not a race!

My brother deleted his. He's still an itinerant West-Coast bum, but he's in a solid relationship with a very nice girl and recently got a haircut, so I don't know what to believe anymore.

Where they busted Snake Plissken up real good?

They had all of "Trailer Park Boys" and "Black Books" up the last time I checked.

Tell that to someone who's been trying to rebuild his tracker list over the past few months …

And I can't understand why the kids don't just steal their television, like I do.

Yeah, but on average Cleveland's sports teams aren't embarrassingly worse than the rest of Ohio's, so …

If it makes him feel better, I think that this post just filled up the "Sean O'Neal merit-based pension fund" thermometer.

I smell a prequel!!!

I just saw my first Disqus media embed on The A.V. Club!