I successfully plugged a ruptured copper water pipe with a couple tampons once. Can't say I'd voluntarily toss one into my plumbing.

I think there's a better dramatic scene to be structured around the surprise post-fisting period-blood-soaked forearm, but maybe that's just me.

Everyone loses.

And yet, from the name you'd think that it would be the most magical thing ever.

Bummer.

Is Trace on board with Joel, what with the "Cinematic Titanic" connection?

So we can expect fifteen uploads of the same "test footage" of a first-pass color grade of the first three minutes of some old corporate training video?

Okay. Fine. It's a law of nature that any of the one half-Irish half-Polish women named Siobhan that I have dated are damned hot.

Yeah, fair enough. But there's "wasn't meant" and then there's "how it came across to listeners/critics/Reddit/etc …"

It's more that people have been all up on the Facebook about, "Ooh, we can actually right some terrible wrong by sharing these articles about this thing!"

Of course I know that. This is the Internet. I am looking at a screen. Anything I type that goes up on the screen absolutely just lends itself to projection.

That was pretty much my family before they decided to get rid of the garden.

You get a stuffed ocelot at the end if you kept track of how many bullets you shot during the ride?

Yeah, well, nature holds a license to abhor certain things …

It's a law of nature that anyone named "Siobhan" has to be pretty damned hot.

I think The A.V. Club did a feature about the figure models for the animation. Or maybe it wasn't The A.V. Club.

We'd built a stone wall around the garden to contain the topsoil. The 'dozing was part of a larger effort to lay soil down over the whole back lawn, since the entire clearing around where we built the house is literally two inches of sandy dirt atop solid bedrock.

I just can't get behind it.

My family used to grow chives in our vegetable garden before we bulldozed it.

I hope you've learned your lesson about trying to discuss sex in a serious manner on The A.V. Club.