What, do we all hate Andy Warhol all of sudden or something?

There are less insulting ways of telling me I've gotten fat since then.

Ze GOP is a zymphony of colour.

Do you really want all those dirty outside people from the other Seth Rogan thread coming in here and being dirty outsiders?

Everyone has AIDS!

Now I'm just trying to picture what Antiques Roadshow is gonna be like in seventy years.

I like the cut of your jib. Will you be my legal representation in the malpractice suit I'm currently filing?

What he's doing is definitely way more tight than the average wannabe.

Everyone says that I looked like Dracula in my 6th grade class photo.

[Sigh.] … So ronery.

Except "Green Hornet" got a pass somehow because Michel Gondry.

I wish.

When it leaks, I'm sure all of us amateur accountants will have something to say.

Upvote this comment if you've been in cardiogenic shock ever since you realized that, wow, this whole "The Interview" thing is going to be a big part of your grand-children's American history textbooks.

But the dog is attached to Franco's abdomen, Kuato-style, so the value of the dog is whatever it costs in feed to keep the host Franco just barely alive enough to support the dog.

I bet all that international aid looks pretty good right now.

I'm sorry, can you convert those figures into bags of rice for starving North Koreans?

It is a beautiful piece of music that transcends politics.

I have nothing to do tonight besides drink more Merlot and run scenes from my numerous unwritten screenplays over and over through my head while I alternate between playing the "State Anthem of the Soviet Union" and "Girls Just Want To Have Fun" over and over on YouTube.

I definitely wasn't expecting a film from the 30s to have such a strong effect on me, but that was probably just my silly rose-tinted glasses talking.