I'm about halfway through it, and Kyle's "ambiguity" as to whether what he's doing is the right thing boils down pretty much to Bradley Cooper hanging his head and rubbing his hair.

"50 Shades of Prey: A Halloween Musical"

I ate a Little Debby snack cake in a theater in Dallas once. Does that count?

I do it because I'm afraid my racist/violent friends will judge me if I don't!

I mean, you know what it's like not to turn human misery into child's play and games, so you've got that going for you.

Perfect username/thread synergy.

You'd be surprised at how clear everything is when you're sober!

I have no idea what you're trying to argue anymore.

I was drunk when I got my DWI years ago. I still had to go to court.

Completely in agreement there. I'm legitimately scared by the attitude with which people are shutting him down.

Yeah, I gave up on my "no arguing" stance and am now actively engaging in the worst kind of anti-American trolling. Fuck 'em.

I dunno, maybe on a directorial level it's propaganda, but I think the sadder truth is that a whole lot of Americans look up to someone like Chris Kyle and will pay money to watch him glorified.

Anyone who volunteers for the military has clearly at some point in their life been told they need to kill people.

BAGURDEEBURBURBURBUR

Honestly, it's his own fucking fault for swallowing a bunch of equally fabricated stories about how America was in peril and then signing up to kill people because heartland culture puts an enormous premium on never questioning anything described in broad strokes as "patriotic."

Which ankle?

Yeah, well, it's their fault for not surrendering their claws and teeth to us.

The last pineapple — and plenty ripe, too!

The psychotic lack of self awareness is staggering.

I am voting for this in the Commies.