Gail the Snail in the Lee Van Cleef role. Like, not just Mary Lynn Rajskub as Lee Van Cleef, but Mary Lynn Rajskub as Gail the Snail as Lee Van Cleef.

As long as halfway through he's swapped out for Rob McElhenny in blackface.

Oooh, shit just got too al for Pops Freshenmeyer!

Nice try, doppelganger!

STOP SAYING DAB!

BOOMER!!!

Write the people who make those pornos where the delivery guy opens the pizza and his dick is sticking up through the middle where all the slice cuts intersect. They will probably pay you to cart their old boxes away, and there'll already be a dick-sized hole in all of them!

You know what Lego should do? Bring back those huge gray battery boxes that powered the early Lego motors.

My dad's company did some consulting with Lego back in the 90s, and as a gift they gave him two enormous boxes of Technic pieces and, later, a Mindstorms kit. I led a charmed life as a kid.

Printing your own Lego bricks is a cool idea in the way printing a gun is a cool idea.

Well, there's not really an economy of scale with 3D printers. Making a unique, one-off piece would be really cool, but I think if you just wanted to pump out a bunch of 2x2s or the like you'd save a lot of money straight up buying components.

I liked playing with the themed sets for a while before tearing them down, but as soon as I finished a Technic set, I'd be all over reconfiguring and adding new mechanisms to it.

I really love the scheme of the Space sets with green canopies and huge black wheels.

As far as I remember, there are only two Lego components that are very prone to breakage: Minifig hands and space helmet chin straps.

Yeah, her agent really isn't Onatopp of his game.

Then what of my feelings?

But when Facebook invades, what of my reputation?

Finally, someone who can regale me with jokes while she puts an official stamp on all my angry FOIA requests addressed to the FBI!

That is so wonderful to know.

And halfway through, there's a text-adventure style screen that pops up and gives you the choice of performing either a Rusty Venture or a Screaming Pelican.