They also did the remake of "D.O.A." Your point stands.

"You can't un-fry things, Jerri!"

SSUUUGAARAAAAAAAAAAPPPPE!!!

This is why god took pity on old people and gave them OKCupid.

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Ohhh, I wish, I wish I hadn't killed that fish.

"All of these are bullshit! Slander! Libel! I've followed Michael Bay around with a parabolic microphone for ten years, asleep and awake, and he's never said anything on this list!"

I cried when Darth Vader died in "Jedi." And I mean bawled.

"Awww … Boop!"

"Oh, geez, I must have blacked out and had that dream again. You know, where you're the one who's trying to steal my Happy Cake Naked Broadway Show?"

I think it's more along the lines of "deserved."

I am ashamed and embarrassed now.

As long as you aren't being an Adolf Quitler!

"Airport" only pulled in about an adjusted $100 million dollars at the box office. I don't see how anything other than first-run theater ticket sales can be a metric of blockbusteryness.

He'll give himself a concussion!

Ha-ho! A documentary series called "The Real!" Ho, ho! Oh, VICE, you are so adorably ironic. I'd tousle your hair if I weren't convinced I'd contract some sort of flesh-eating fungus.

Oh, hello there Robert Christgau's agent!

YES, I WAS CONFUSED AS TO HOW FRUIT FITS INTO MY THESIS BUT IT SEEMS YOUR PROPOSITION IS MORE LIKELY THE ACCURATE ONE. SHALL WE NOW ADJOURN TO BURN DOWN LARGE OFFICE BUILDINGS?

Didn't the "X-Files" have an alien implant that was both a microchip and could be scanned at a supermarket register?

Ooooh, I get it! It's 'cause clogs go "clunk clunk" when you walk in them!

Christgau can go eat a bag of dicks.