I'd love it if I weren't so god-awful at it. I stick to Galaga and Time Crisis II.

"You can imagine where it goes from here."
"He gets an extra ball?"

Very free-spirited.

Maybe I will go buy an 18-rack of High Life and spend my day off trying to track these people down.

How long has it been around for? I guess I'm in the wrong — right?— threads, because I've never seen it.

I remember that show!

"Do you really think 'awesome' is spelled with an 'O'?"

That one's up there with "Ugh … It smells like a brewery in here!"

… is the name of your sex tape.

Honestly, it would have been easier for my lover to rip my funny snowman costume off me if the thing had been fastened with Velcro and not, like, seven little bra clasps.

The trick is to copy-paste it from the Internet to Lotus Notes, then copy-paste it from Lotus Notes to Disqus.

See, that's the fundamental unawareness we're talking about.

Is Cat Stevens' favorite movie "International Guerrillas"?

I prefer it the way it is.

<mono> n | |
\ \ | |
____\ \ ___ / \C____D B —-< \________________/ \
C____D B ——< EEEEELBOW! |
C___D B —-< …

Yeah except in my show Reverse Santa has an intern who provides comic relief.

Speaking of words spoken on "24", ever notice how in early seasons Kiefer pronounces it "nu-clee-ur" and in later ones "nu-cue-lur"?

All I remember is robot guns and wondering why Mark Wahlberg didn't go through a metal detector before sitting down in a room with a bunch of fancy-pantses.

I sent TNT a treatment once.

Tangentially to "Parks and Rec", Henry and Casey in Party Down was the realest couple I've ever seen on TV.