And repeatedly make deeply creepy statements about how he wants to bang his daughter.

I bet he could also brutally assault his wife and declare bankruptcy four times and still have supporters.

Twenty six years from now, I will be in a chainsaw fight, in a the classiest brass and marble gladiator hoping to win 24 cans of Beefaroni. As the crowd shouts “Your fired!” and I sigh as I decapitate another poor wastelander, I will look back at the time when the Trump presidency seemed ridiculous and could joke…

People talk so much trash about SNL, and I get that they’re not always 100%, but they’ve got a pretty great cast IMO at the moment and the ladies in particular are crushing it

Out of all 4 of my sons he’s one of them.

How fucking hilarious would it be if she endorsed someone else?

If you even have to convince people your mom would vote for you you’ve already lost.

Whatever. Yvan eht Nioj!

Even if they hired these modders, it would still be the same. It’s impossible for a game the size of this to be bug free, regardless of the number of people. On the other hand, they’re called modders for a reason. They’re modifying something already built by other people, they’re not wizards. If a group of the best…

I’ll take just letting me know if a selected settler has a freaking job and if so, what, so I don’t keep selecting the same damn person to do different things, while having 10 other settlers doing nothing.

Still no ability to set up a supply line with Home Plate? Guess I’m not building anything there ever.

I didn’t know that an important part of the presidency was enjoying spending time with one’s spouse. Maybe someone should have told that to FDR.

Since this is the “kiddie debate”, wouldn’t it be wonderful if CNN fucked with them and instead of podiums, had them sit at a rickety card table on mismatched folding chairs, with juiceboxes?

Watching your guys’ presidential election from the outside is literally insane. I mean on the one hand you have Trump who is just fucked, and Ben Carson who proves that you can be really smart in one area (neuroscience) but the literal stupidest in the rest (everything). Then you have this Hilary vs Sanders thing…

Not for a debate when people are tired and want mindless stuff or watched football all day

Sunday night at 9pm vs. Downton Abbey. Way to make sure voters tune in to see their options! Laughable.

Sunday 9PM .. The time no one is watching, are exhausted from the weekend or drunk from playoff football.

My teenage crush on Amber Tamblyn might have a little bit to do with it.

I’m a member of the Menominee Indian Tribe of Wisconsin. I have to prove my ancestry and my blood quantum by law in order to be considered a member. What she is saying is untrue and unbelievably stupid.

You’re forgetting that at least one in ten people are irretrievably stupid, and would vote for a dead squirrel on the side of the street if it was next to a sign that said “Support our Troops”.