Aaaaaand, that’s what I’m gonna get. That sounds tasty.
And let’s not forget that these are almost certainly the same people who think businesses should be allowed to discriminate against customers based on sexuality, ethnicity, and religion (as long as that religion isn’t Christianity). Discrimination and segregation are good and honorable business practices, but slightly…
But, if the Romans hadn’t crucified Jesus, his zombie magic couldn’t have saved everyone from his father’s (who is also him, somehow) condemnation! Really, Judas and the Romans were the good guys.
Well, there’s also the fact that “Christmas” trees and all the decorations are Pagan symbols, and have nothing to do with Christianity. Hell, even the date now observed as “Christmas” is the annual date of an appropriated Pagan festival. If this Jesus character was actually real - which is unlikely and has zero…
Heathen! The true traditional symbol of Christmas is a Wal-Mart sale flyer!
As someone who had to endure Christmas decorations all over everything and the same three Christmas songs played on a loop for over a sixth of the year for seven years, I completely disagree. If people want to deck their own house/outfit with gaudy detritus, then they can have at it. I don’t want to see that shit all…
Oh, they’re undoubtedly going to increase Starbucks’ business. Hell, I don’t drink coffee at all, and I’m planning on getting something tomorrow.
I was thinking “Marty Crissman”, but I like your idea better.
Hands down, this is the greatest feature of text guides/walkthroughs. No way would I want to randomly poke around a video trying to stumble on the thing I’m looking for, when a text search will get me the results in two seconds.
Awesome, thanks for passing that on!
Couldn’t agree more. I would love to be able to do a bit of reading on proposals and candidates before heading to the polls. It really would be a fantastic resource to educate voters.
Sure, we’ll go with that. It’s totally not because I was too lazy to check all the way through.
Certainly fair. Though for me, that was always something I really enjoyed/benefitted from. I get very anxious around people, even in small-ish groups, and having a less-rude excuse to step out for a few minutes to get my head straight was helpful. I actually am substantially less social these days, without cigarettes…
No snark here: this legitimately is a good situation in the minds* of Republicans. The reason they don’t laugh is because they aspire to this.
Curses! I read through a bunch of comments looking for this before posting almost the exact same thing. I should have looked through more.
Apparently, the school’s rationale for the separate events was that there was not enough room in the museum for all the children.
I am so, so sorry that you have to endure that.
It’s a tough call, but I’d say High Anxiety is probably my favorite Mel Brooks movie.