And what does “I don’t have to abide by the ruling” even mean here? If you’re not marrying a same sex partner, then literally nothing changes for you. This isn’t a law that can be broken. Not getting gay married isn’t a crime.

THIS. Sooo much this. We can’t relent now. We need to solidify this victory, so the nutjob bigots don’t get a chance to retaliate.

“No no no. Religious freedom is only for the churches that I choose, and only when they’re saying something I approve of. Otherwise, they’re attacking my free speech or something.”

*sigh* Yes, sadly. Only if they’re Christian, though. Most political speeches make mention of the Christian god, many politicians compare how Christian they are compared to other politicians, and some politicians’ campaigns and terms are actually seriously damaged or outright ended because the politician in question…

I was just waxing pessimistic over how progress often goes:

“Aw, but I wanted to watch corn grow, and get stuck in traffic behind a convoy of farm equipment!”

Given that large companies are seeing the writing on the wall

Yep. Former grocery store manager here, and I can say without a doubt that most shoplifting at my store was done by white guys in their 50s and older. Sure, we would occasionally get a kid trying to steal something, but for every gawky 17 year old trying to shove a bottle of rum down their winter coat in the middle of…

Awesome. I’m loving this recent push for acceptance and equality for trans people. Let’s keep this momentum going.

She won’t make it. The documentary series Futurama clearly depicts the first woman to play in the MLB: Turanga Leela, in the year 3002. She will be a gimmick, and will go down as the worst player in history. The first woman in the MLB to play the sport well, of course, will be Jackie Anderson, who will hit a grand…

They certainly have brought a lot of smiles to my face lately.

In my teens, I was in a church youth group. We used to do this to church members, and extort donations from them in order to remove them. We also offered flamingos as a service; for a nominal donation, we’d set up a few dozen flamingos in the yard of another church member on your behalf.

While I support your sentiment, I see a way your plan could be improved. As I see it, directly inserting your turds deprives you of the satisfaction of making the puppy killer eat them. What I propose is:

Wait, that’s what her eyes actually look like!? You know when you pause a video of someone talking, and you always seem to end up pausing on a facial expression that makes the person look drunk/stoned/crazy? That’s what I thought all those still photos were. Wow. Eye opening experience.

Ah, good. That makes sense.

Who?

Not all of them are. Here’s an article pointing out some of the examples of “True Facts” that are not true, including a couple that even outright contradict each other.

“Real Facts” is a registered trademark of Snapple Beverage Corp, and not all of them are actually true. The quotes serve as a way to point out the joke.

It’s also important to note that these days, Nintendo tends to use Nintendo Direct to release information more than they rely on E3. I’m thinking we’ll see some interesting stuff about it in the coming months.

Yep, mine does that too. When she’s not around, my family often jokes about all those Eye-talians from Eye-talia.