Sounds like you might be unaware of current events, so here is some context as to why this may be a relevant story:

I saw Rylghiostiz’s workout against a chair, and let me tell you, it was mesmerizing.

Let’s make fun of illiterates ... Retards next?

I'm looking forward to the next collective freak-out from DS, Bleacher Report, ESPN, Grantland, and Yahoo Sports over whether LeBron is over the hill. And after that, the collective "see, LeBron is not over the hill.......YET!" follow-up analysis.

Lil B the Based God

No, this is all verbatim.

While I am not hopeful, I am curious to see if the new commenting system will relegate amateur internet comedian hour to... well somewhere else, rather than the first comments we have to see.

Half the comments on Kotaku (there are 6 as of this posting) are just as bad as you'd find on that shitty subreddit.

I think Jason Keidel, who obviously doesn't molest children, really needs to put out a few columns on the subject to disprove to all those idiots that think JASON KEIDEL MOLESTS CHILDREN.

Richard Sherman, a legitimately interesting guy whose story hits on all sorts of intersections of sports and American culture and draws serious interest from the public, is also a first-rate entertainer and—most important—a truly elite football player.

JR commentary=Guile music

Oh, this only looks impressive because he's doing it in a manner that is far harder and more aesthetically pleasing than the normal, also difficult and aesthetically pleasing way. One of the greatest in-game dunkers of all time used to do something similar—though infrequently—from time to time.

Bit of advice. Don't be That Guy. No one will talk to you at parties.

Why do the Broncos win eastern Tennessee? What's with Seattle's noncontiguous support in Minnesota and Wisconsin.

This is exactly what they said to me in 1998 about Duke Nukem Forever.

Why does that matter if the cause is just?

I also want to note I put great effort into finding Ryan Leaf's game-ending interception against the Falcons in 2001 but failed to find it. I really wanted it here.

Yeah, no. He definitely fell down on his own.

Knock knock.