How long before Lebron is a "cocksucker" again, Deadspin?

Sigh. Everything written here is correct.

I mean, Durant isn't as perfect as people have made him out to be sure. But this is a little too harsh imo. I don't think he's that concerned with his brand reflection, have you seen what he says on Twitter? He replies to anyone who pisses him off. He basically called Kawhi Leonard a glorified role player and demeaned…

I'm a basketball fan but I'm also a Lakers fan so I'm not "treasuring" shit. Deadspin has a hatred affair with all my favourite sports teams, it's not fair. Stop being mean you guys.

I, too think PSG are a myth and will now use this article indiscriminately when arguing this fact. Good read.

I feel like the people saying this isn't impressive haven't watched the video properly..it's a rabona. Do you know the absurd amount of skill and technique it takes to score with a rabona?

I thought #notyourshield was fabricated on 4chan anyway?

Why is Floyd Mayweather in Brixton? Am I missing something. I live right next to Brixton. Can I go and get his autograph or something?

Is this some kind of joke? Why wouldn't he just say 'catch a tiger by its toe?' There was zero need to use anything close to it to begin with. He's a fucking dickhead and he has a track record for this bullshit.

This week in 'Deadspin congratulates athletes for actually being a decent person!'

I'm skeptical that a Seattle Portland derby would be of higher quality than West Ham Stoke game. I know that Stoke play an unattractive brand of football, and West Ham unfortunately live and die on Sam Allardyces long ball tactics, but to me the gap in quality of mid table EPL clubs and MLS teams is still huge..

Hilarious, this could easily be a Kotaku commenter. Predictably the girl is being criticised in the comments and not the dude

My point is that Celtics and Lakers have two players already there who give them a foundation (Rondo and Kobe). A high pick from this draft would compliment them enough for a play off run, legislating for health an all that.

I watch college hoops avidly, so I've no idea what the fuck you are talking about. The only narrative that comes from people who aren't watching college hoops is the one that there is no 'noteworthy talent in this draft'. Idiots like you who read the Wiggins hype train before he hit the hardwood and don't understand…

Celtics and Lakers are headed for lottery picks, in the most stacked draft class since 03. Pick high, then back to the play offs next year. Normality is restored again. If we end up with either Parker/Wiggins/Embiid/Exum/Smart/Randle I'll be happy and can just forget this season ever happened.

These two people are probably the most Portland people of all time

Look at all the fucks Kaman doesn't give

The announcers are pissing me the fuck off here. What do you mean there's nothing he could of said that deserves that reaction? If he was called a nigger he deserves respect for not beating the fuck out of him there and then.

This running away from the ref's thing being called as a foul/technical needs to stop. By all means if someone is cursing you out then eject the fuck out of them, but if someone is fucking RUNNING away, who fucking cares? What do you expect players to do? Stand cold with a blank stare and just get on with the game? As…

Well shiet