Holy heck, it's got BUFFY talking about vampires! A new origin story for Ms. Summers.

I know the exact chain restaurant that last story is talking about. It is the most aptly named business in the history of business.

Hey! I'm Indian, and my parents were told to "go back to Africa"! We're like brothers from another mother.

My boyfriend experienced a similar situation a month or so ago when he came to visit me in Barcelona - We ate at a pretty average restaurant (I was still new in town and didn't realise that the area was an overpriced tourist trap yet); the food was pretty shite but the drinks were silly expensive. For background…

Just to make up for that bad experience, every time I meet someone from an obviously far off place I make the conscious choice to ask them where they are from, extend my hand and say, "Well I am glad you're here now."

My dad who is Mexican and Apache gets called "Sand N——r" and my mom who is Iraqi and Chinese gets called wet back, the least they could do is to get their slurs correct.

Gawd. I'm sorry your father had to endure such fuckwittage.

My mom's friend called one night saying that he found a cat on his construction site, and would we like it. She agreed, and he brought over what appeared to be a naked vole in a shoebox. The poor thing was the length of my pinky finger. My mom was like "ah, hell no!" but we had already named him Pete, so he was…

OK THIS IS GROSS YOU GUYS READ AT YOUR OWN RISK OF GROSS.

Except for my cat. He'd just be opening the door at night and being all "HI GUYS, YOU SHOULD TOTALLY PAY ATTENTION TO ME, THAT WOULD BE AWESOME, HERE LET ME CLIMB ON YOUR HEAD, ISN'T THIS GREAT?"

Hey, there's no need to be so fucking classist. These aren't "tuxedo cats"; they're just dressed reasonably: it's after five, and they're not farmers.

That was pretty much my reaction as I was reading it. I was okay until the part about the tea but just imagining that is making me feel a little sick.

Hmmm, needs to rhyme..

It's like a sick version of that line in It's A Wonderful Life.

Shit. My professional opinion (as much as I can have one without seeing the dog firsthand, of course), is that a dog like that should NOT be at daycare at all, and needs to be seen by a veterinary behaviorist. That sounds like a really serious attack waiting to happen..and to be honest, I do classify those…

That lede image will haunt me forever.

If all guns are registered, and someone has it stolen and does not report it or, or sells it to a criminal, they can be held criminally responsible. If that were the case, I have a strong feeling that people would be more careful with their legally owned firearms.

As much as I hate to be that guy... it's muriatic acid.

if you're going to end a sentence with tho, you really should start it with chan. Just good form.

I love Ruby, too. This is my Ruby