I always find it entertaining how these people always characterize feminists as simultaneously being unfuckable monsters and dick-hungry sluts.

I wish! I have to settle for being Brene Brawn if I ever do roller derby. I will be brutally shame resilient.

It also claims that her clerks were “coerced by the threat of contempt sanctions” into granting marriage licenses.

I don’t think I’ve called someone a butt since grade three. That’s right up there with dickweed.

You are part of an ancient thing that doesn’t know what it is, and can’t.

And if you had to deal with guys that wanted you to foot the whole hotel bill when you had split it the time before, and when you declined suggested sex in YOUR car, you might be just as annoyed.

Lol! That really happens? Ok, i have no excuses for that...

What woman doesn’t want to be used like a piece of Kleenex? Even the “extreme degradation" girl asked too much from him, apparently.

“Why can’t women just provide what I want without a lot of stupid talking beforehand? I shouldn’t have to talk to women to get what I want from them. Ha-rumph.”

Ah, but he also said he didn’t have the money to do a lot of dating, so he sure as hell is too cheap to spring for a hooker.

I’m 75. GIVE ME MY DAMN SOCIAL SECURITY AND ALL THE SENIOR DISCOUNTS!

1995 was 60 years ago? I’m 70 now? I CAN FINALLY LIVE THE DREAM:

wow, the tumor would have to be sentient to be able to attach itself to something that goddamned small.

I’ve been living a version of the single-mom life, and after the initial transition issues I was shocked to find how much easier it is to keep the house clean and food prepared when it’s just me and baby. I had no idea how much energy I was expending running and tidying for a household of three. Definitely not saying…

I am a Nepali (the well educated kind in Kathmandu who has set his foot on mid and far western Nepal just once). I showed this articles to my parents with a Master’s and Bachelor’s degrees. They confirm what I initially thought about the article.

Actually, the New Testament does not negate the Old Testament, according to the (admittedly contradictory) Bible itself. That book is full of horrible, immoral things that are perfectly alright with and encouraged by God. Best to use human intellect and morality to make decisions rather than an old book of distorted,…

In fairness, it IS what Republican Jesus would do.

I got caught in a riptide at 11 too, and swam to the shore parallel to it without the help of lifeguards. I ended up pretty far from where I started, but hey, I am here.

I got caught in one when I was 6 (in Oregon, so it was cold af) and I don’t think I could have swam along shore, there was no way to position like that when getting flung around. Could have been the being 6 part though.

How to identify rip currents: