So Jez can run article after article supporting the ban on paparazzi and reporters covering celebrity children, but it's totally okay for us to write a bunch of asshole things about a 3 year old?

Snark about little kids makes baby Jesus cry.

According to Gabor Mate and Bruce McDonald, addiction (all the addictions, so not just to illegal drugs but also to sex, work, shopping) is about lack of psychosocial integration and trying to feed an emotional hunger that is also physical, because of how emotions are processed by the brain. They explain it WAY…

There aren't enough GIF's in the world to tell you how much I love this comment.

I DO THAT TOO! I ALSO WORK AT A DOG DAYCARE!

BLACK CAT SECRETS REVEALED!!!

I am jealous of you on a level that is probably not normal.

Mine too!

Well, you know how people who don't support gay marriage are shunned by all who know them. Just like Christians are savagely persecuted and Republicans are never interviewed or allowed to air their views in the mainstream media. [/sarcasm]

You're both wrong. I have it on good authority from my 4th-grade religion class that we are all nibbled cookies. The teacher passed around juice and cookies, but some of the cookies had bites taken out, and the juice had lipstick stains on the rim. We were informed that is what you are like, when you have…

I'm sorry, Mississippi. You lost me at the part where I got to eat chocolate and have sex.

You just described my 14-year-old son.

This really reminded me of my most prized possession: A poster of this feminist manifesto I got immediately following my first feminist theory class. It is still one of the most amazing and profound ways to sum up the devaluing of women in society.

Every time a woman has a one night stand her cat gets an STD it gives to everyone who pets it.

Women who participate in hook up culture actually just really enjoy attaching monitors to computers, speakers to home theaters, trailers to hitches, pumps to filters.

That's how Tom Cruise reproduces.

Did you know that if you bury your tampon under a rosebush, an exact copy of you is born under that bush by the next full moon? Magical Menstruation Facts

ohhh please we are just a bunch of imaginary fairytale princess, who seduce man and eat them after casual sex.

Women are imaginary, like unicorns and bridges.