In related news, roosters are the WORST ANIMALS ON EARTH.

They were simultaneous! (I'm 25, and I should really have been supervised 15+ years ago)

My guess was falsified expense reports.

Oh, I wasn't faulting him for running away.

People are nuts.

I think part of what made it tougher for me was that in addition to big boobs and reaching my adult height at 13, I'm well-read, pretty smart, and could discuss academic topics in a professionalish way, even back then, so I could fit in and actually preferred the company of adults to my peers. Still had shitty…

I'm 25 so it's not that surprising, but guesses at my age have always been all over the place.

Well, he was in law school, so he was in a position to know just what could happen to him.

Did getting hit on/objectified so young warp you just a little? I know it did for me.

My parents weren't so much about the supervision back then, apart from academic monitoring. They've actually gotten worse as I've gotten older.

I got carded at Fairway the other day before I was allowed to try a sample of rum cake.

The thing to do then was to invite randoms to play games online. I once got a reply from a dude (presumably) saying that he would play if I would cyber with him. I agreed, not knowing what the fuck he meant at the time.

I did an internship at the local DA's office when I was in high school, and I was talking to a dude who was in law school, who was totally hitting on me. Then he asked me what college I went to, and I told him I was 16. Dude ran away.

I was unsupervised online in the late 90s/early oughts. Yahoo gamerooms were such creepy places...

I'm still seeing "Fat Girl Costumes" as the heading.

No problem. Are you Ofwayne, or Ofwarren?

Pedant alert:

The kind who opts to try and get dates by shouting at random women in the street instead of setting up a profile on match.com?

In that case, he should be a lot less coherent.

Or, as is more likely considering the "person" we're talking about, he would film himself raping and dismembering the panda, and return to post more GIFS.