I don't know if shouting a suggestion to go get fast food at a complete stranger from your car counts as asking someone to dinner, but it was pre-sexual or sexual-optimistic, I guess.

I've never heard a more apt description of sexual harassment than "a man looking up from a dumpster."

No, no sexual connotation, just hilarious in its randomness and specificity.

I couldn't watch once his head tilted back and his mouth opened. So uncomfortable.

HEY GIRL, WHAT'S UP? HEY GIRL, WHAT'S UP? YOU WANNA GO GET SOME HAMBURGERS?

Well, at least you could remember that house and avoid it, unlike an actual turd in your bag of candy.

He obviously never saw this Chick tract:

Is that what they're calling the emperor's new clothes these days?

What, you mean like this one?

I think it was easy for everyone to crack that barrel right open.

My family is Coptic.

I don't know about too much faith in humanity, but definitely too much faith in racists.

Hahaha wrong gender but I see your point.

This occurred on Long Island, which has a decent amount of diversity, so it was pretty surprising

A waiter at Pizza Hut once said, in my father's hearing, that we "should go back to India." (We're of Egyptian background.) I was very young at the time so I don't really remember it, but pretty sure that guy's ass got canned. Too bad the same thing didn't happen to the sucky coworkers.

I'm an able-bodied person under 65, no kids, with little to no income in NY and I have Medicaid.

Oh fuck off

They want attention, this is a simple way to get it. Plus, they enjoy disrupting/upsetting people women as a result of their unresolved mother issues.

The joy of knowing that someone (me) left a paper they were writing procrastinating to flag every damn post they made on all these comments?

They just posted a comment thanking me for defending them, which was not the takeaway most people would get from my initial comment.