Sorry, but this guy is also posting kitty snuff, and blessing us with child abuse images as well.

Animal abuse images in the comments! Troll name is super obvious.

WHOA, wasn't meant as an attack so much as bringing up a little known point. Check my comment history, not a troll.

actually doing a paper on history of birth control right now. This is Theodore Roosevelt on motherhood:

Their paninis are premade, then put in the steamer in order to appear fresher. The bread dough, bagels, and pastries come refrigerated. The meat and eggs for the breakfast sandwiches are pre-made. Nothing is fresh.

While they do a good job of keeping their kitchens clean, they do not under any circumstances make most of their food fresh.

Go to Jersey City and you shall find what you seek.

No longer as true as it used to be. I'm doing a field placement for my MSW at a outpatient substance abuse program. One client was mandated to us from federal court because he made death threats against many Democrats on FB while drunk. He also had an arsenal.

This is past tense in the extreme, but thanks :-)

Oh shit. A little bit of derailment from Kara's article. She said "there is nothing not funny about eating disorders."?! So I guess when I was standing in my kitchen, sobbing because I was starving and couldn't make myself eat, that was HILARIOUS.

HE HAS A TINY LITTLE NOTHING OF A TAIL OMG

I used to work at Panera. Their bread, bagels, and pastries arrive as pre-made, pre-shaped dough in a refrigerated truck each night, and a "baker" spends the night sticking stuff in the oven. I used to make breakfast sandwiches. The meats and eggs spend up to two hours in a heater, waiting for the next order. The…

Tell yourself it's the cat. You just like the cute cuddly kitty. Yeah.

The doge is not impressed.

Hell, why not a belly button burqa?

The belly fat surrounding it should more than suffice as climate control. :-/

Mine is a nice roundish shape with no hooding, the tie is deep in, with a freckle close to the top. I've always liked it. Now I'm supposed to have a goddamn hood on my belly button?!

I think the best part of this story is how he woke you up. If someone had told me that raccoons were watching tv in the house I would have asked them how much they'd been drinking and gone back to sleep.

Jesus Christ, sometimes it seems like the universe just plays colossal, dickish practical jokes on people.

If by we, you mean humanity as a whole, then sure. But the actions of a few assholes shouldn't be such a game-changer here, they should just hire actual moderators for the various Gawker Media sites.