My Charlie is a princess! Wellness Complete Health formula (at $3.20/pound) and Feline Greenies ocean whitefish treats.

Unfortunately, you're almost certainly right. Cops often coerce sex workers into sex/sexual favors by implying that they won't be booked if they comply.

But...by definition, police are supposed to protect and serve. What you call "good cop" stories are SUPPOSED to be the norm, because that is a police officer's goddamn job. Jezebel reports on stories like this because they're NEWS. A police officer that does something heartwarming beyond the call of her/his job is…

Of course they do, by comparing them to "backwards stinky goat-fucking brown people" (I hope to God you know that I don't hold that opinion), you're insulting their sanctified white maleness!

"But, but, don't you know that women need to be safely indoors at night FOR THEIR OWN SAFETY?"

FUCK THIS NOISE. Fuck it right in the ear. Now, cue the apologists, "But why was she out at 3 AM?"

I..um..WHAT?

This is hilarious, and disturbing at the same time. Also, I shudder to think of the brain freeze.

Did David Duke buy ABC? That's the only scenario in which I can imagine this getting greenlit.

As per Wikipedia (so grain of salt, etc):
In humans, biological sex is determined by five factors present at birth:

If someone is intersex, and their parents choose to have a specific genitalia assigned at birth, and their gender identity is consistent with the genitalia that they have, are they considered to be cis? Just wondering.

No problem, glad that you don't feel I was presumptuous.

Stomach cancer is rough, and it definitely tends to burn through people. I'm sorry for your losses.

Oh dear god, I can't even imagine. You must have reached a point of grief fatigue for your own mental health.

Can I crawl in next to you? My grandfather's funeral is at 11 and I haz many sadz :-(

No, I am not the real Henri, I am neither a cynical, existential pseudo-French cat, nor his owner. Just a fan like yourself!

Cis simply means that someone's biological sex and their gender are one and the same. Cis is simply an indicator of gender identity, the way trans* is, and one can be cis-gay, cis-lesbian, cis-queer, cis-straight, cis-asexual, etc. In this case, BDG is a cis gay man who was born with male genitalia, and his gender…

I didn't feel like typing it out on my phone and it seemed rather rude to just call you "Behind", so...

Don't you know, BDG? "It's only welfare for those other (more pigmented, poorer, accented) people! In my case, I'm just getting a helping hand till I'm back on my feet!" (See also: "The only moral abortion is my abortion.")

He's mooching off the "'gubmint' teat", duh. Subsidized use of the mails for members of Congress=96% incumbency rate! (And by subsidized, I actually mean free)